This Place is Weird

I've seen some crazy things here.

For starters, I sit next to the dumbest girl I have ever met. Ever.

EVER.

I nicknamed her King Tut in my mind. 

Why?

We're listening to a lecture on early Egyptian civilizations and just out of curiosity I glance over at her notes. 

Famose? Tome?? IN TACTED??

My first thought was "lol this girl..."

But then it became "How did you even get here?!"

English is most definitely her first language. No excuses. 

Other words that she's butchered with a huge unintelligent knife: Citizenedship. Suicede. Deimention (dimension) and SLUTTER (slaughter). 

The last one made me choke on coffee. 

All I can really say is that we will not be study partners. 

So King Tut was number one. 

Second weird thing?

Life-sized cardboard cut out of the Pope. 

But with an added bonus.

A sign taped to the side that says "I'm an AU Fan!"

                                     

At first I was like, "I really doubt that..."

But then I was like..."You just made the Pope lie to everyone..."

Catholic Club Fail. 

Then there's this Sir.

Every day for eight hours he sits in a rolling chair on the sidewalk on campus.

He's our "security guard"

Dont be fooled, I've just narrowed this post down to the three most memorable.

I've seen a host of other weird things.

Like my next door neighbor shooting a bow and arrow in his front yard. 

I'm also 50% sure I saw Liam Hemsworth on a skateboard. 

Which no one believes.

But Im seereose.