Could it be??
A blogpost!!
If you know anything about me at all, you know I spend a lot of time in doctor's offices and hospitals.
On my mom's birthday in 2014, I woke up in the middle of the night and - as you sometimes do when you have a chronic illness - thought I was dying (Spoiler: I was not).
So she took me to the hospital.
I had incredible stomach pain that was radiating to my back, so the doctor decided to give me my first ever dose of morphine.
How morphine usually makes people feel:
How morphine made me feel:
I can't even describe how it felt. The best I can do is to tell you that my stomach got all warm and then went numb and then my eyes squinted a lot and I felt like maybe I was being pranked (???).
I must have been looking at them with extra squinty eyes, because they looked back at me expectantly.
Growing skepticism, waiting for Ashton Kutcher to jump out and surprise me:
So there was nothing wrong with me other than the usual and they sent me home.
This was also the day I found out I was allergic to Percocet.
:)
More to come
