Friday, August 17, 2012

DIEEEE

There have been 10 spiders in my bathroom in 6 days.

TEN.

AND THEYRE ALL DIFFERENT KINDS.

In one respect that's a relief because I know a nest of them hasn't hatched and is taking over.

In another respect its terrifying because there could be 10 potential spider nests about to hatch.

In which case I will be going home.

Wednesday I went to Home Depot and bought some spider killer. That was a tough choice. Should I get the kind that kills mercilessly or deforms without remorse?


I sprayed more of that stuff than probably necessary to create a barrier around my bathroom. It was basically dripping down the walls when I was done. I was safe. 

Or so I thought.

But what kind of story would this be if I had been?

In the shower.

3.....2.....1....











Can I go home now?



2 comments:

  1. No! You can't go home yet! Then I wouldn't have any hilarious stories to read! And I know it's hard to believe, but I'm a little jealous that you have spiders that you alone are responsible to kill because it means you're a grown up. I wish I had spiders to kill...

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  2. the last pic is my favorite. bar none.

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