I'm Not Dead

Hello, world!

It has been almost exactly two years since my last post!

As a side note, some people (Patrick Sells) are really invested in this blog.

A lot has happened.

I got married!

Learned very quickly that I knew nothing about anything

I was in the hospital! Several times!

How do you summarize two whole years? 

I'm scrolling through my own Twitter feed right now reliving the past two years and wondering which stories I should tell

There's quite a pile to choose from 

I had my first encounter with a scorpion in my own bathroom and not even in nature and it was horrible 

Also I threw up during a tornado warning while my roommate alternated between crying and packing up her jewelry 

You know, just college stuff

Also, lets change the name of this blog to the UNDERdocumented stories of college life because I graduate next year 

Also also

Drawing with a Mac trackpad makes your fingers cramp like 

See you in two years :)