I love the library.
As a general rule, its really quiet and quaint. I come here at least once a day (yes, I am that girl).
But sometimes there are disturbances.
Like the one time they decided to have a tailgate party here. In the middle of the day. When people were trying to study.
And then there's less noticeable, unscheduled disturbances.
Like the radish guy.
Me minding my own business in the library:
Rly?
There's a PROFESSOR next to me right now chowing down on raw radishes.
Like going to townnnn on them.
You can not imagine the immense crunching I'm having to endure right now.
I'm trying to get a degree, people.
Don't be the guy who brings radishes to the library.
Don't be that guy.
I had a high school teacher that ate a bag of raw spinach leaves and lifesaver mints for lunch every day. Not quite as crunchy. But just as creepy. He sometimes would arrange the mints on top of the leaves in little patterns.
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