My infamous hatred for spiders is nothing new.
But in light of all the new super hero movies and paraphernalia I've noticed a new, blossoming hatred of mine.
I hate Spiderman.
Is this possibly due to the fact that he is part spider and/or has spider-like qualities?
Maybe.
But it might just be because he's lame.
Spider senses?
No.
I have real spider senses.
I can sense a spider watching me from 20 feet away.
How could he not have known that spider was touching him before it bit him?
Because in addition to being lame, he has no dignity or sense of self-preservation. Thats how.
In other news, things in Auburn are fine.
And of course by fine I mean things are still just as weird as they were when I got here.
Occasionally I see a man I refer to in my mind as "Hawaiian Biking Santa".
King Tut moved seats.
Apparently she can "hear better from the 6th row".
As opposed to the first row....
At least I can spread out now.
I'm pretty sure my neighbors haven't moved from their front porch in 96 hours.
Then there was the girl in the Pikachu suit that no one but me seemed to notice.
And the Taco Salad Guy...
But other than that, I have nothing to report.
I agree, Spiderman is a dummy. And I, too, have anime characters on my campus. One of them (don't know who she was supposed to be, maybe Sailor Moon) wordlessly approached me on day and dangled her laptop powercord in front of my face. This was her way of asking me to plug it into an outlet she could have easily reached herself.
ReplyDeleteAnother guy just safety pinned anime stuffed animals to every square inch of his pants. Including his seat.
Too bad we won't be hearing from King Tut anymore :( You should totally buy Hawaiian biking Santa some antlers and a red nose for his bike. He'd probably appreciate it.
And I'd like to hear more about the taco salad incident...
Thanks for making my lunchtime enjoyable!